If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

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We’re bored. Should we shave my head?

We’re bored. Should we shave my head?

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Christian Horner: Too bad you're too old to have raced here (in Singapore).
Martin Brundle: Too bad you weren't fast enough to make into Formula 1.



this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally


LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

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